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Dienstag, 31. Juli 2012

"Get ready for Obamacare, folks. Instead of taking you to a hospital they throw you on a rolling disco bed and cram you a thousand at a time in a stadium where spectators cheer when your colonoscopy gets thrown up on the kiss cam!"

"Naturally, the U.S. trails in Gold. Because every time we do win one, we hand it over on the Podium to pay off our national debts."